Jonny makes up a joke.

So, we're all at the table having lunch - chicken and grape baguettes, followed by rhubarb yoghurt.

And then Number One Son Jonny says, "I've just made up a joke", which he then proceeds to tell us ....

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all sitting around discussing their next movie roles in a film devoted to the Great Composers.

"I'm going to play Beethoven", says Stallone.

Bruce Willis responds with,"In that case, I'm going to be Mozart".

And Schwarzenegger gets up, walks to the door, and says, "I'll be Bach"

I told him I'd blog it. Just to be supportive.